I think I'm dying

What the heck. I swear there is always something wrong with me. My husband says I'm falling apart and, like our new car, should have come with a warranty at birth. I don't know what my problem is. I'm not a hypochondriac. I don't wish myself sick. I just simply am. If its not a headache, then its an earache, if its not an earache, its a stomachache. Seriously, everyday its something else. Of course, no doctor would ever find anything wrong with me. I think its just my muscles spazzing out or something! Is it all in my head, am I truely crazy and some might suspect? Hmmm...